Welcome!

For a number of reasons, I switched off Tech Dump:

1- Lose potential stalkers.
2- Bored with old blog in general.
3- Certain blog settings would not function.

Not much has changed, but I hope you enjoy the new title and background. I particularly like the diamond encrusted border. Might I remind you of this.

On a completely unrelated note... why does my office have an overpowering smell of soap? Like, "Oops... looks like a dump trunk full of Ivory soap just crashed into Matthew's office."

I don't know, but I can't stand it much longer.